What a slut TIME is… She screws everybody.

“We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one day, years from now, we will meet in a small coffee shop in a far away city and give it another shot”.
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Soulmates

According to Greek Mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, for legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings, condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
-The Symposium, Plato.