What a slut TIME is… She screws everybody.

“We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one day, years from now, we will meet in a small coffee shop in a far away city and give it another shot”.
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Don’t be so hard on yourself… You can’t get better ’til you get worse.

Sometimes I feel like they wanna remind me,
Send all those villains after me.

“How do I get him to stop texting me?” A story by Kara Love & her iPhone

I flirted with disaster last night.
Now disaster won’t stop texting me.

Finally you have found someone perfect.

“I vow to perfectly love you in all your forms, now and forever. I promise to never forget that this is a once in a lifetime love. I vow to love you, and no matter what challenges might carry us apart, we will always find a way back to each other”.
-The Vow

Friends are like Uggs… No one wants the fake ones!

Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot. I only exist when you need something.

Hi I like you, wanna hang out every day forever?

“I’m sorry, but I want to break up with you.”

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